De Snow!

I WUV DE SNOW! I wike to pway in it evwy day! I wuv it becuz it is cold and i am alwais hot, and becuz wen mom throws ball, it dosnt bownce, so i can get it and bite de stinky fuzz off before mom takes de baw away to say no noni. I wuv de snow. It is snowing wight now. and mom wont wet me out because it is too muddy. I dont undewrstand hooman.